Summer Missions

As I've consumed two Diet Rockstars and despite the lack of sleep I accrued during the previous night I'm very much wide awake and a little stir crazy. Prior to turning off the TV (which currently tuned to VH1's Metal Mania) and trying to read until I fall asleep I figured it would be a good time to come up with some missions for the summer. According to the Internets Fall is set to begin this year on September 22 at exactly 5:18 p.m. and thus that is how long I have to complete the following:

1. Read and finish Against the Day, Mason & Dixon, and the yet to be released Inherant Vice. I might as well call this the summer of Pynchon. This mission I think I have with ease.

2. Perform 200 consecutive sit-ups.

3. Perform 100 consecutive push-ups this time with my push up bars.

4. Complete this ride on 06.26.09 and then the reverse of it on 06.28.09.

5. Turn the furniture graveyard (the garage) back into an actual garage. This means eliminating two couches and maybe a love seat, plus the two airline chairs I for some reason picked up off the side of the road after a Blazer game.

6. Keep my graden alive and well through the summer.

7. Drop 8-10 pounds.

I'm sure I can think of a few more, I feel like that's a good start.