Afternoon Farts, really? That’s what you’re going to call this? OK easy there new/old readers let’s get the first thing totally clear, I’m a puerile idiot. If you expect anything different prepare to be disappointed.
The main reason why this completely forced blog is being composed is Google, in their infinite wisdom, has labeled this newly founded blog a Spam Blog. A concept I understand but don’t totally understand why they’d be so vigilant about policing new blogs, or old blogs, or whatever. I founded this blog literally 23 hours ago. I do apologize that I didn’t start gabbing like a 13-year-old who just got her own phone in her room. Total aside, remember those days? When parents got so annoyed with the dearth of phone calls for their kids that they just paid more money to put a phone in the kid’s room? I think it stems form the parents feeling inadequate. Why weren’t their friends calling them multiple times a day to discuss the picayune events of the day? Then of course cell phones came along and that all changed. But anyway, I figure I’d better post a little something so when the person who’s job it is to read these things and determine which is Spam Blog and which isn’t (sounds like a pretty good job really) they can say “well it may be poorly written, and total drivel, but that’s neither here nor there as I’ve determined that these words have been typed my a living breathing human being.” Thanks for making that call Spam Blog verifier.
I really do need to wrap this up as I need to get on my bike and ride out to the Oregon Food Bank for some non-court ordered volunteering. I sure hope we aren’t doing carrots this week.
